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me
regina chen zhirong.
yzps/cgss/vjc/ntu.
05 february 1989.
busm follower.
loves nature but hates insects.
loves music and wants all the songs.
loves outrageous fashion.
loves everything about duck.
to-do
♥ bake muffins/cookies/cupcakes
♥ hang out with dearest pals
♥ do at least two charity work
♥ go overseas with friends
♥ participate in NIKE marathon
♥ go picnic
♥ fly kite
♥ gpa 4.2
speak
pals

[bidina] [diane] [dawn] [emelin] [ethel] [guojie] [hiangsuan] [inez] [james] [jiahhuey] [joanne] [lydia] [mandy] [nathanael] [nathaniel] [noreen] [oliver] [rachel] [shangyunn] [sindhu] [teerapong] [tracy] [wenxiu] [wilson] [xuanhui] [yongyong] [zihui]

past

➜ June 2006
➜ July 2006
➜ August 2006
➜ September 2006
➜ October 2006
➜ November 2006
➜ December 2006
➜ January 2007
➜ May 2007
➜ June 2007
➜ September 2007
➜ February 2008
➜ May 2008
➜ July 2008
➜ September 2008
➜ December 2008
➜ January 2009
➜ February 2009
➜ March 2009
➜ April 2009
➜ May 2009
➜ December 2009
➜ January 2010

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music

Monday, May 19, 2008

Here is a sample of a conversation I had over lunch with my colleagues. There are three of them: Ailing, Doris, Yvonne. All are mothers.

And this is the situation:
A driver told us that he was gonna stop working with us so that he can have more time to fight for custody for his daughter. He and his wife had divorced.

(This conversation has been professionally translated from Mandarin to English - by ME.)
After the driver left:
Doris: I tell you ah, husband and wife must stay together one. Otherwise sooner or later sure divorced.
Yvonne: Why leh?
Doris: If dont stay together how to have sex? No sex the marriage sure cannot be maintained one.
Ailing: Ya lor.
Doris: One married couple must have sex, two or three times a week doesn't matter. As long as they make love, very important.
Yvonne: But if old alr then will have fewer interactions is it?
Ailing: Of course la. The guy will have difficulty standing what.
Yvonne: But if that's the case then why do those old cheekopeks still visit brothels?
Ailing: You stupid ah. Never heard of Viagra meh?
Yvonne: Ohhh...

Moral of the story: Husbands, don't be afraid of being horny. Wives, BE horny even though you are not. (:
(And that my 'dearest' Yvonne ain't that smart. As you can tell. Pfft.)

AYTE! JUST BEING RANDOM TODAY! Hahahaha

written at 22:32